using the hope diamond as a doorstop
St. Patrick’s Day delivery to a single Irish bar in Minneapolis

St. Patrick’s Day delivery to a single Irish bar in Minneapolis

Did someone say “binders full of women”?

Did someone say “binders full of women”?

I’m on the phone… literally

I’m on the phone… literally

That’s no moon, it’s a space station! But Apple Maps said it was a moon…

That’s no moon, it’s a space station! But Apple Maps said it was a moon…

Where do astronauts hang out? Space… bar

Where do astronauts hang out? Space… bar

godspeed you cat emperor

godspeed you cat emperor

Ned Flanders is the DANGER.

Ned Flanders is the DANGER.

Need an ark?

Need an ark?

Cheap blue-rays for sale

Cheap blue-rays for sale

Are you Mitt Romney?

Are you Mitt Romney?