using the hope diamond as a doorstop
Did someone say “binders full of women”?

Did someone say “binders full of women”?

I’m on the phone… literally

I’m on the phone… literally

That’s no moon, it’s a space station! But Apple Maps said it was a moon…

That’s no moon, it’s a space station! But Apple Maps said it was a moon…

Where do astronauts hang out? Space… bar

Where do astronauts hang out? Space… bar

Ned Flanders is the DANGER.

Ned Flanders is the DANGER.

Typeface designed for doctors.

Typeface designed for doctors.

You should give a fuck about the oxford comma.

You should give a fuck about the oxford comma.

Tolerance via comic books.

Tolerance via comic books.

Jumanji 2: feat. Bill Cosby!

Jumanji 2: feat. Bill Cosby!

Obama knows how to get things done.

Obama knows how to get things done.